Book of Protagonists

Nine protagonists: First, if you want to be the protagonist, you must have the vitality of a cockroach. Whether it is being beaten by the heroine with a thousand-ton sledgehammer, being struck by lightning from the sky, or even falling directly into the North Pole without protection from outside the atmosphere, as the protagonist, you must survive without even moving your eyebrows. The only scar that can be allowed is amnesia. Whether you wake up from sleep and find yourself in a strange environment, or you are flushed into a different world with your excrement when you flush the toilet, or you even find that you have been transformed into a robot or a slime, as the protagonist, you can only fuss about it for about 5,000 words at most. Cockroach-like vitality is an ability that every protagonist must master. Mo Wang: Wait, who wants to become a cockroach? ! ! ! ! To sum up, this is an unlucky story about an unlucky guy who wants to escape being the protagonist, but is unable to do so.