This is a small white article with the guiding ideology of throwing down the rice dumplings and Bai Zhi.
Yang Xiaomian, female, 20 years old, main job: underground cultural relics worker, side job: family planning worker, wish: to knock down Bai Zhi
Bai Zhi, male, age unknown, main job: Zongzi, side job: family planning worker, wish: to raise Baituanzi and be knocked down by Yang Xiaomian
Yuan Xian: Yang Xiaomian, to be honest, you will die. As a tomb robber, you actually sell condoms. How shameful are you? And what's wrong with you being twenty? Are you sure you're only twenty? Finally, what I want to say is why you two have to show off your affection when writing an introduction. Do you know that showing affection will kill you quickly?
Bai Zhi: If my wife says she is twenty, then she is twenty. Another point is that I have been dead for a long time. Of course I don't mind letting you be dead for a long time too.
Yuan Xian: Well, pretend I didn't say it.
Disclaimer: This story follows a light-hearted approach and is not a serious drama. It is occasionally interspersed with petty abuse and short stories. It has no depth and is mixed with tomb robbing plots. Whether it is an ancient tomb format or the storyline is purely made up by the author. If there are any similarities, you may be dreaming. Academic critics, please don't take things too seriously.
PS: The author is slow to update articles. If you like it, you can save it first and then read it.
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