The copywriting is amazing, I really am just here to make you laugh.
Literary edition copy:
——I heard that three years old is a generation gap, so sometimes I can't help but think that there is nine years between you and me. I have never seen your nine years. This is a fact that I cannot change no matter what.
You were born before I was born, and I was already old when I gave birth to you. I wish I could not be born at the same time, so that I can be good to you every day.
Funny copywriting:
This is a funny story about a man who often suffers from convulsions.