Ian: "You destroyed everything about me. Isn't this the end?"
Theodore: "You and me."
Ian: "..."
Percy: "Troy don't you think you're a jerk?"
Troy: "Thank you, everyone always compliments me like that."
Percy: "..."
Lorna: "Nigel, you must come back alive to me."
Nigel: "Well, crap."
Lorna: "..."
The main BL and sub-plots are both a husband and a wife, and they have children. They are abused first and then sweet. The whole story is a high-energy warning. The author is a third-year-old dog, so be careful when entering the trap.