My father is ill and makes me fight all day long;
My mother was ill and spoiled me to the point of being lawless;
My eldest brother is ill and has failed the imperial examination for many years;
My sister-in-law is sick and she just can't get along with me;
My nephew is sick, young and old, and he still bullies me;
My second brother is ill and has abandoned his family and career for no apparent reason;
My third brother is sick, but one of them loves him and the other cannot be cured;
My father-in-law is sick and loves to confiscate homes and exterminate nine clans;
My mother-in-law was sick and she took advantage of the situation to give her son a wife;
My husband is sick, my wives and concubines are killing each other and flooding the harem with blood;
I'm perfect, I can be a queen and take care of them!