Can you imagine?
I got up early as usual, picked up an English newspaper in confusion as usual, dragged my slippers into my bathroom as usual, and then of course took off my pants and kissed the toilet as usual; but, but, however, looking at the source of the unusual sound of water, I saw a piece of land that was shocking, weeping, making people's brains smoke and salivating. The crazy flow, the white and crystal clear skin in imagination, the flawless back, the black hair that pours down like a waterfall, and the two slender white jade legs below, the buttocks are covered by the decorative patterns on the glass door. You can't see it at 3 o'clock, but it feels looming. Oh my God, the normal person may have fainted, and the abnormal person has pounced on it! ! Oh, no, just change the order a little bit...
And I, a good citizen of the new technological century, a model student of an aristocratic boys' middle school, a close partner of teachers and friends, an invincible folk hero Yang Xiaohao, immediately adopted the best man's first move to deal with emergencies, a smile...
The smiling beauty roared...
I was stunned and continued to say with a smile: "I'm sorry, I went to the wrong door..." Before I could finish, the beauty threw me out. The move was so fast that I didn't even notice how or what I was being thrown at, and I gracefully came into close contact with the kissing floor in the posture of a dog eating shit.