I have golden thighs.
I have a friend who loves growing apples.
There is a team leader who is very smart every day.
I have a son who is naturally black.
There is a son-in-law with a cat face.
So I hugged my thighs, held my friend's arm, went against the captain, trained my son, teased my son-in-law, and survived in this malicious world.
PS: It's for your own entertainment and may be updated from time to time.