: Bending God System: Beep - Congratulations to Mr. Hu Ju, you have been selected as the bending target by the bending god in the high-level plane. Kneel down and lick your thanks.
Hu Ju: Is the 'Wan God' a fairy from Wanwan similar to Ji Yao? Does he want to give me a gentle and beautiful girl? In fact, you don't need to be too beautiful like Liu Xfei.
Bending God System: Stupid human beings, Bendigami is the greatest existence in Funan's heart. You should be honored to protect every Funan's anus until they find their true love. You should feel honored that Bendigami personally issued an order to bend you. Besides, your unbearable appearance is still Liu Bifei.
Hu Ju: A rotten man? A rotten man? I'm straight, how can I bend it?
God-bending system: (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻ Be careful with Nao's chrysanthemums.
So this is a straight piece of Chinese paper running on the banged and bent Kang (KU) Zhuang (BI) Avenue