Me: This is my daily life with my gay friends! Please note, they are gay! Not a boyfriend! I'm straight, I really am straight!
Fox (smiling): Haha, what did you just say? Say it again~~
Me (step back): Nothing, nothing! !
Fox (continues to smile): Don't be so afraid, I am very democratic.
Me (suddenly my anus tightened, and I turned around to run): Help, ah, ah, ah, ah!
The fox pounced forward and successfully ate the "rice"