——What are you looking at? I've never seen anyone playing online games!
——I have never seen an old monster playing online games.
——Hey, kid, are you looking for a slap?
——See you in Chaoyang Park! You are not allowed to use magic!
——Hehe, you can order takeout tomorrow.
——... Brother~I was wrong~
--(˙˙)/--This is a story about a handsome old monster and a middle-school boy
——Store manager! Report to the store manager! Some people say that he is the wolf demon from Chaoge Mountain and asks you to give him a 20% discount! Otherwise, he will beat you!
——Damn, it's such a mouthful! Come on, tell me my name and ask him to take ten photos and give me a five-point rating, otherwise his dick will disappear tomorrow.
——Store manager, you are so poisonous.
——Thank you for the compliment, I am neither a poisonous nor a husband.
--(˙˙)/--This is the story of an old monster who opened a shop, ran Taobao seriously, and became a good citizen (?)
——Can't you consider me?
——Shemale has a different path.
——Do you think this is the script for The Legend of White Snake?
——Of course not, Bai Suzhennu's Xu Xiannan, you and I have seen that you are a man.
——... Seriously, I don't even mind that you are a monster.
——Shit, but I don't mind you being a human! ! Why don't you consider my feelings? !
--(˙˙)/--This is a love story of sadomasochismjilovefeilovegoudeeptiao between a human and a demon.