Question 1: What should you do if you wake up one day and find a beautiful woman lying on your bed 0 0?
Coping strategy 1: Grab the quilt and yell that there is a female pervert~~~~
Coping strategy 2: Pretend to be calm and ask her: Girl, I see that your mood is dark, and there may be something unexpected happening recently. If I don't give you a fortune, I can give you a 20% discount on the monthly subscription. . .
Question 2: What if this beauty is a vixen? 0 0.
Um, okay, I just said nonsense. If I were discovered, I would definitely be regarded as an Internet addicted girl and be caught by Yang Mingshou and given electric shock treatment. . .
How could my girlfriend be a nine-tailed demon fox with magic! ?
Scenario one:
A certain fox: (looking at her innocently) I... I like you.
A certain girl: (breaking the jar) But I am a woman!
A certain fox: (lowering his head, pretending to be shy and pulling at the corner of his clothes) No... It doesn't matter.
A girl: (Looking around in horror) Are you sure you said this to me? (Not the guy next to me who wants to kill me with his eyes?)
A certain fox: (pretending to be sad) You really don't like me~ wuwuwu.
Scenario two:
A certain girl: (looks at the hanging clock) Is there anything else you can do so late?
A fox: (blushing) Well... I think... (Turns off the light)
A certain girl: (with a puzzled look on her face) Do you have to turn off the lights when you are talking? (The quilt is lifted) Hey~ What are you doing here? (Clothes were forcibly taken off) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging. . .
The following seven hundred words are omitted. . . . .
Such a loving couple, why don't you readers come and collect them?