One day, the little yellow flower was thrown out of the study by the leader for being too noisy and affecting office efficiency. The bored little yellow flower decided to communicate with the only cat in the yard that could breathe and was basking in the sun.
Xiao Huanghua: "Hey, tell me, why don't people chase me when I'm so beautiful? Is it because they have low self-esteem?"
The lazy cat who was basking in the sun elegantly raised his head and glanced at her with disdain, then continued to lie on the chair and pretended to be dead.
Xiao Huanghua: "Why do all the heroines from time travel have a lot of male partners? I have friends all over the world, but I have to deal with such a big devil who is unpredictable! Forget it, he is still facially paralyzed!! Isn't this the rhythm of death? My dear!" Xiao Huanghua, who impassionedly complained about his history of blood and tears, did not notice the big devil behind him whose face was so dark that he could squeeze out ink.
Little Huanghua was unaware and continued to complain with tears: "He always bullies me, and he even threw me out just now! He really threw me out!! If he bullies me again next time, I will!... I will..."
"What do you want?" The voice was low, as if coaxing
Xiao Huanghua: "I... I will, I will just wear a bellyband and go to the streets to parade!"
Wu Xie: "Since you ask so much, I will satisfy you. If you make any noise next time, I will strip you naked and throw you into the street for a parade around the city!"
Xiao Huanghua: "..."