I'm obviously the protagonist, why are they all prettier, smarter, and more capable than me (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻!!
I thought I had met the right man, a handsome and handsome young man from his clan, raising his glass and looking at the sky. Obviously I am the master, but he always looks at me coldly and says "come here" in a jade-like voice. Amidst the flash of swords and shadows, he found me, with affectionate eyes: "Your Highness, you're okay... It's great." But... Why is he gay! !
I thought I had met a confidante. She was as quiet as a flower shining on the water, and her actions were like the wind supporting a willow. She said to me warmly, "Brother, I'm hungry." I was so hungry that I was dizzy. When I heard this voice, I felt like a god had descended. With tears in my eyes, I saw that she was indeed a beauty. The beauty invited me to a restaurant, and the two of us chatted and hit it off. When she was a guest at her house, he mistakenly thought the bathroom was the kitchen. His eyes were half-squinted with mist in his eyes, and his face with sharp angles was like a beautiful woman. He raised his hand and the towel slipped off. My nosebleeded when I saw it. Why didn't anyone tell me that he was actually a man! !
I thought I had met my dear friend. He won many laurels and sold gold to wait for the dawn banquet, and the white deer and green su cooked in the middle of the night. He was as warm as water, with half-squinted eyes, and said, "Little sister, long time no see." I wiped my saliva, "Long time no see." He smiled and said nothing. The next day I got up with a headache. I recalled that yesterday I had a drink with my senior brother and had a heart-to-heart talk. I shook my head and picked up the mahogany box next to me. Hey! ! ? ? Where's the mahogany box! ! After a quick look, I saw "The God Thief Guangxi is here." I was so angry that I shivered. It was like a disguise.