The City Lord is loved by the people. Every time he patrols the streets, traffic jams are caused. All the people raise their hands and shout like a tsunami, "The City Lord has been around for thousands of years! The City Lord is the most handsome!". Don't be too cool!
The Lord of the City has a little secret that cannot be told.
He likes men.
The Lord of the City also has a big secret that cannot be told.
He couldn't stand up.
Talking too much brings tears.
On this day, the lonely and empty city lord issued a notice to recruit husbands. The requirements are as follows:
First, be beautiful
Second, you must be strong and tall
Third, the length of the bang is greater than or equal to 20 cm [marked in red letters]
The city lord likes men? ! The whole people were frightened and shed two tears of excitement. They were finally going to have the wife of the city lord! Even overseas compatriots have become encouraged and have begun to seduce beautiful men for the city lord. The first "I'm Crazy for the City Lord" contest is being eagerly prepared.
The Lord of the City washed himself, put on a semi-sheer white robe, crossed his two long bare legs, and sat waiting——
One-on-one, Lord and Sufferer, thunder rolling from the sky, God unfolds God's logic, without moral integrity, the author is crazy, so be careful! ! !
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