[Noragami] My Funny God

She had always resented the world, and then she died and became an artifact of a god named Yato. Meng Yin (expressionless): Although Yadou is originally a god of disaster, he is stupid and funny, and sometimes unexpectedly very innocent. The most important thing is that his hands are so sweaty that it is unimaginable. He is simply a waste and scum among gods. Yadou (explosive): Ahhhh! Mengyin, am I that bad of your master? You really don't love me at all! Meng Yin (smiling): But... I also like Yadou the most! Everything about Yato belongs to me, anyone who dares to hurt Yato or those who try to take Yato away from me... (The smile deepens and becomes slightly distorted) Never forgive! Yato (blushing): Yes... Really? Stupid... Stupid, to put it so bluntly. Who needs your protection? As my artifact, all you have to do is rely on me. She became Yadou's artifact. She was already dead and had an insurmountable boundary with humans. Mengyin (looking at the sky at 45°): It's not me who's wrong, it's the world! Humans are just a bunch of boring and stupid low-level creatures. Yato (holding his forehead): That's why I said she is at the most dangerous age. Note: 1. This article is a Noragami fanfic and does not mix with other anime. 2. Absolutely 1vs1, the male protagonist is Yadou. 3. The heroine appears gentle and lovely, but is actually a standard yandere.