A certain girl was penniless, and pretending to be a good girl saw a certain hot senior sitting on a wicker chair under a tree, and ran up to chat with him.
"Senior, can you support me?" He looked pitiful.
A certain senior glanced at a certain girl and said like spring breeze: "No, I don't keep vases."
Why are these words and deeds inconsistent? Can we still have a pleasant chat?
"Senior, I am not a vase, really! I can eat, play and sleep, but a vase cannot do that." He swore frankly.
"Oh - that's it! It's my fault, I shouldn't have used the word vase to describe you." She said thoughtfully.
"That's right..." It was natural, but his words were interrupted.
"I should describe you as God." He clapped his hands in agreement.
His face fell, "Don't be like this, senior, I can even warm the bed!"
"Then... You come with me." It was a huge loss.
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A certain great god took advantage of the situation to recruit disciples.
"Xingyun Tage, will you accept me as your disciple or not?" I was forced to roar anxiously.
"Take it, take it, just say "Kiss Master" and take it." A certain man smiled as warmly as jade.
"..."
"If you don't scream, then - I have to leave first."
"Kiss Master"
"Be good, this is right! Master will accept you now!"
"..." Get out! ! ! !
The introduction is for reference only, and the actual content will naturally vary.