There is a kind of scheming prince called a little thief, a kind of knight-errant called a bandit, and a kind of great immortal in heaven called a pervert.
See how Miss Qi tamed these three awesome and coaxing characters into loyal dogs, and the novel with multiple endings is hilarious.
"Mom, Huo Yuan, Lu Zhisi, and Han Yu, stop fighting! If you continue to fight, get out of here!!"