I have a roll of paper, yes, it's the kind of rolling paper that comes in a transparent cheap plastic bag with 10 rolls in the supermarket, and a bag sells for around 20 yuan.
My length is my life and has nothing to do with time.
It sounds mighty and domineering, but it usually doesn't last more than a week after being dismantled, and most of the time it ends badly. The dust and debris are still fine, the tears and saliva are acceptable, and the urine and blood stains can be tolerated, but there is still fucking cum and stinky smells!
As the only conscious roll of paper in the entire H supermarket, I smiled sinisterly. Whoever dares to let his anus touch me will have his anus prolapse for the rest of his life.
The next article is "I am a garment steamer and I have a big penis". I want to keep the character design simple:
Master: put on a suit to be abstinent and take off the suit to be slutty + a slutty lawyer;
Me (garment steamer): I want to fuck the master, I want to fuck the master, I want to fuck the master.
As for Jiang Zi, her character will definitely not be out of shape hahaha!
Conception: