This is a sad story about a girl who loves to complain and oppose the Soviet Union and travels to the Kingdom of Soviet Union because she complained too much.
I fell from a high altitude at a high speed like a "big roc spreading its wings", and lay on the ground covered in blood. Miraculously, I didn't die. This is what I want to complain about the most.
When I slowly got up with bleeding from all my orifices, I saw a girl in front of me whose hair was dyed in colorful colors and glowed strangely. Her wavy and shiny hair almost blinded me. The strange aromas on her body mixed together and rushed into my nostrils and almost made me faint. It was stronger than the smell left in the toilet after the silver [beep...] Had just gone [beep...].
Then this girl said with a look of arrogance, "Common people, how dare you steal my maze (huh?) And sneak into Hi (huh??) Jingle Bell Cat (what!!!) Balabala... I will kill you on behalf of the sun." Damn it, I haven't done anything yet. Are you really okay with this! ! !
Then a woman rushed up to me at a speed that was faster than a wild cat and comparable to Liu [beep...], Handed me a toy, said a bunch of garbled words to me (huh?), And then ran away at Liu [beep...] Speed.
What should I say?
So my balls got wet.
Then he looked up to the sky and screamed: "Damn it, you are a fucking Su Mei!!!!!!!!"
Walking around Liang for three days without stopping.