Some day
Xiaojiu: "General, when did you discover my true identity?"
General: "The first side."
Xiaojiu: "Could it be that my heroic appearance with you under me betrayed me?"
The general smiled: "Madam, you might as well give it a try."
Xiaojiu: "..."
The next day, the general and his wife had a dispute.
Xiaojiu: "Who confessed to marry me while I was sleeping?"
General: "Who is showing me favor by making me midnight snacks every day on the mountain?"
Xiaojiu: "Who saw that I hadn't eaten and gave me crystal shrimp dumplings?"
The general sneered: "Who knocks someone down when they meet and kisses me to destroy my innocence?"
Xiaojiu: "..."
Another day, Xiaojiu pretended to be weak at the window: "General, I think you may not love me."
The general tilted his ear and expressed his willingness to hear the details.
Xiaojiu: "You never gave me anything I like."
The general thought for a moment, then turned and went to the kitchen to make a plate of cold cucumber shreds...
Xiaojiu: "..."
General, you win!