Excerpt 1: A certain woman was crying profusely. A certain man calmly took out a handkerchief from his pocket and handed it over. The certain woman looked at it with disgust and said, "You are so pretentious! A big boy actually carries a handkerchief with him."
Fragment 2: A certain woman was sleeping soundly, and a certain man gently touched a certain woman's face, "It's been so long, and you still can't remember me?" Unexpectedly, a certain woman swatted it down and said, "Smelly mosquito, let's see if I don't swat you to death."
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