1. Literary edition copy:
If one day I am willing to be by your side wholeheartedly,
Just because I found that I like the person I am with you very much.
2. Spoof copywriting:
Wife, who are you waiting for?
Well... Lan Penyu!
Oh, I just saw him on the corner buying tweed
Well... What about you?
Wait for my wife
.....
Go home and cook!