One-stop version: How does a young man who pretends to be romantic, incompetent and really arrogant get rid of a female thief who pretends to be calm and loves beautiful men but is greedy for money?
Dialogue version: 1. Wen Renche: "Miaomiao, do you still remember the reunion under the locust tree?"
Mu Miaomiao: "What? There are only willow trees in my house."
2. Wen Renche: "Why don't you grow longer?"
Mu Miaomiao: "You thought I was fat yesterday."
Wen Renche: "The key is not growing in the right place."
Mu Miaomiao: "... Be smart and get out of here!"
3. Wen Renche: "How many gold bars have you hidden on your body!!!"
Mu Miaomiao: "Not many, more than a dozen."
Wen Renche: "We are being hunted now. Money is something external to the body, so throw it away!"
Mu Miaomiao: "I'll take it myself, I don't need you to care."
Wen Renche: "But I'm carrying you!!!!"