On this day, Jiang Ni was in the study room approving documents and reading contracts. He felt that the work was almost done, so he took a cup and came out to pour some water. When he walked into the living room, he saw Zhang Xiaohe sitting cross-legged on the sofa and watching TV. After drinking the water, Jiang Ni glanced at Zhang Xiaohe again and realized something was wrong. As a qualified and good lover, Jiang Ni put down the cup and walked towards his lover. After walking past, Jiang Ni realized that Zhang Xiaohe was watching TV. The frequency of his eyes was different from the frequency of the TV, so he knew that this guy was in a daze... Jiang Ni's quick move in the past woke up Zhang Xiaohe, who was deep in thought, and asked, "What are you thinking about, so obsessed?"
"... Huh? Ah, no."
"Not yet? No shit, hurry up"
"..."
"?"
"Hey, let me ask you a question"
"Say"
"So what, did you have any accidents when you were washing your face?"
"Is it unexpected to wash your face? What are you thinking? Why did you watch the news and see someone who choked to death after washing his face?"
"There are not many who choked to death from the water, but some were stabbed to death."
"? Stab to death? Where are all this?"
"Damn it, I didn't notice when I was washing my face this morning that I put my finger in my nostril. It hurts me so much!"
"... Pfft, haha, your finger... Is inserted into your nose? Haha... You, you are really good, haha..."
"Haven't you ever?"
Shaking his head, "I've never had this happen to me! Do you think everyone is the same as you? Haha, oh, it's funny when you think about it, your fingers are stuck in your nostrils, haha~"
"……←_←"
"Uh...(⊙_⊙)... It's actually not that funny... Right?"