Question: There is a place where people are monitored during the day and monitored at night. What is this?
--Prison.
——Wrong, it's high school.
Everyone: Damn it, this is high school!
Question: There was a period when hierarchy was strict, etiquette and law were valued, and punishments were cruel. What was this?
——Etiquette. . Spring and Autumn Period? Or the Warring States Period?
——Yes, it was during high school.
Everyone: Xiami, this is high school! !
Question: There is a profession that requires you to wear a uniform, requires you to be more saintly than a saint, wake up earlier than a chicken, and go to bed later than a dog. Is this true?
——People's police? People's doctor? Got it, □□!
——Yes, he is a high school student.
——Nani, is this high school? ? ?
So:
——What is the most shameless department in China?
Everyone: (in unison) Education Bureau!
However, you wouldn't know that even a chance encounter in the library was an encounter carefully arranged by me. In this fleeting time, let me heal your pain, hold the beauty tightly in my hands, laugh, hurt, cry together...