The city of Utah. Sylvan Lane.
Remy will still ask the red-haired woman who comes to the store if she has Italian ancestry.
Stan still has a bad look on everyone.
Sebastian has the same expression on his face all year round.
Ruby still changes boyfriend or girlfriend every season.
No no no. None of them are vampires.
The real vampire is now yawning in the alleyway convenience store, buying breakfast for the museum conservator.
Wake up, Sion.