If you see Wang Xixi complaining like crazy in a restaurant, don't look away. She just met the best on a blind date.
If you see Wang Xixi sneaking around downstairs in your unit trying to swipe X's car, please pretend you didn't see her. She was just "trapped" and lost her job.
It is said that this year is prosperous in the "East", so Wang Xixi has a lot of bad luck. I met the best of the best on blind dates many times, and even lost my job when I was only thirty. Reluctantly, he was disgraced and planned to go home and grow old, but he met the man he had teased when he was young. I recall back then, with her watermelon hair combed and her stubby little arms swinging, she chased him and blocked him in the toilet. His face was red from suppressing the pain and he was about to cry. He held the waistband of his pants and threatened sternly: "If you don't leave, I will take off my pants -" Wang Xixi opened her mouth with a missing front tooth and smiled arrogantly, "Take off your pants, take them off -"
In the spirit of "I teased you back then, now I'm responsible", Wang Xixi decided...