Nowadays, in a peaceful but chaotic world, I have super powers, but they can only be used to roast leg hair. This is a very science fiction realistic novel.
When I was very young, I discovered that I could control fire, just like those people with superpowers in movies. Children always have many dreams. One of my dreams at that time was to use these sacred fires to burn the source of all evil. But not long after, I discovered that roasting sweet potatoes and fish was actually much more fun than burning the source of evil...
This story is purely true and any similarities are purely due to chance.