[Comprehensive Personification] the Hero Felt a Little Confused

——Actually, I refused when you asked me to pick up Mjolnir at first, because I felt that if you can't ask me to use the hammer as a weapon, I would have to immediately use a little lolita as a hammer to hit people! ——A 90-year-old man suspected of suffering from Alzheimer's disease always uses his shield as a way to subdue the little girl. The nurse Coulson worked hard to find a prescription, but why was the elderly veteran so stubborn? ——Relevant personnel from the Quality Inspection Bureau recently inspected the beauty refrigerator owned by Hydra Beauty Salon Company. According to complainants, after using this product, they will experience symptoms such as confusion, mutual use of left and right hands, and hallucinations. ——Take a look at my transvestite father with black hair and blue eyes, who always likes him, and his tight clothes and belt. The master is slow to code, please insert it gently. ——[Ask for help] I love that man of steel deeply, but the deeper I love, the deeper I hurt him. Cupid, God of Love, what should I do? As the most beautiful and precious kryptonite in the world, what's wrong with me! --Help! As the greatest Green Lantern, my ring's imagination is bigger than mine? ! What to do? ! Do I have to go back to being a Parallax monster again? ! Waiting online! Urgent! This article is about the revolutionary friendship between heroes and their anthropomorphic weapons/natural enemies [doge serious face] Tips: ①The author is not a doge. What is doge is this article. If you are serious about entertainment and public products, you will lose. ②This article is a comprehensive article composed of several short stories. Each short story is independent and not related to each other. The style of painting may be different. The order of the short stories has nothing to do with the copywriting. ③Update time: Daily update/next day update 12:00 Save the dust, know more new pitfalls early! The scarf has been changed, please click below↓ Intention: