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For five hundred years, my mind can be blank, and for ten thousand years, my mind can be inactive. Tathagata arranged the task of seeking scriptures for me. No matter what his intentions were, it really added the most colorful touch to my life. To a certain extent, I have to thank him.
2
The soldiers descended from heaven and fled in all directions under my iron rod. I looked at the Jade Emperor who was hiding under the table and laughed. I pointed at his nose and said, "We are both kings and have the same status, but you are not as good as me."
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The Tathagata said: "Since you admit defeat, I won't embarrass you, but you must know that a drop of kindness should be repaid by a spring. That monk saved you. You should repay him. Go and become his disciple."
4
I saw the woman I liked. If she died, I would be devoted to her for the rest of my life and would not fall in love with other women. But she got married and gave birth to a lot of children.
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I became the king of Huaguo Mountain. From then on, as long as I knew that the monster had married a beautiful wife, I would lead the children to beat him until they got divorced.
6
I became a monster king with a fierce look. Every monster who wants to get married must first bring his wife over to see if I am satisfied or not. This makes me feel very comfortable.
7
The world is colorful, people love acting, and a good actor can interpret all aspects of life.
8
Guanyin turned sideways and said, "You monkey, you touched me again." I said, "I didn't, it was just a bug."
9
My name is Zhizunbao, and people call me Gangster Zhizunbao behind my back. Maybe it's not dignified enough, so some thoughtful people added a big character in front of it, so I became the big hooligan Zhizunbao.
10
As a big gangster, I must be a qualified bad guy, so I also bought a sword and carried it on my shoulder every day while walking around the world.
11
I kept the jar of wine, and asked Xiao Tao to tell Huang Yaoshi that a man named Zhizunbao wanted to invite him to drink, but unfortunately I didn't wait until he came back, so I kept the jar of wine. After drinking this jar of wine, we all became friends.
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I said, "Damn, he's pretty cool. I'll give you a laugh."
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