God! If you don't want to play with people like this, why don't you do cosplay and time travel for me! All right! Just wear it! At least let me become a man and tease other pretty boys! OK! Even if you didn't make me a man, that's fine. At least give me some special function! In this era where force is the mainstay, you still arrange for me to have so many scheming men and vicious women. Aren't you trying to kill me?
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