Zhang Yuelai: "The farthest distance in the world is when I am bent and you are still straight..."
Hou Zhu said: "The farthest distance in the world is that I am a normal person and you are a psycho!"
Mom said: "The furthest distance in the world is having an unreliable son who also says he likes men!"
Brother Jiang said: "The farthest distance in the world is that I am obviously a handsome guy, but you have to write me as a fat guy!"