Jiang Shi: "Baby, this... Isn't it too small? It doesn't even look like he is 16 years old!"
Baby: "How is that possible? He will be 16 in 8 months."
Jiang Shi: "..."
Baby: "Don't worry, Mom. I've followed him carefully in the past few days and I can guarantee 100% that he is definitely a normal man with the ability to have children, and he is not as scumbag as the last one. Mom, you can rest assured and be bold!"
Jiang Shi: "..., Daughter, this is a crime..."
The baby burst into tears: "Mom, if I miss this time, I will have to wait for another twenty years. I don't know how distorted my destiny will be in these twenty years. I'm afraid it will be more than twenty times worse than now, Mom..."
Jiang Shi gritted his teeth: "Baby, no need to say more, isn't it a crime! I'm no longer a human being, but I still care about such a small crime. Just do it! "
Those who like torture can start from the first chapter!
For those who like lighthearted and funny stories, I recommend starting from Chapter 8!