Sure enough, the pineapple in Liudaogui should be soaked in water until it dies. The title has nothing to do with the article. The only connection may be that the author's brain is soaked in water.
One sentence summary: A long time ago, there was a pineapple soaked in water.
A brief introduction: A long time ago, there was a paralyzed and calm (fake) butcher and idiot (real) heroine who met an innocent, cute (fake) scheming and late wife-controlling pineapple (real). Until one day, the leaves of the pineapple were shot through... The heroine was so happy (fake) that she ran to the Vongola fruit stall in grief (real). The story of Pineapple looking for his wife all over the world after lying down.
Serious introduction: No (the author is shameless), and don't read the above introduction, if you take it seriously you will lose.
The article is full of tortoise flowers, and the aura of tortoise is everywhere. I don't like to enter it by mistake.
PS: This article comes from a scam article written by Mo Mi hundreds of millions of years ago (I only wrote four chapters and then gave up). This article is a modified version, so if you say that the author plagiarized it, please be careful.
PPS: Because I underestimated the extent of Jinjiang's smoking, I haven't deleted the original article… I've just left it there to take up space…
PPPS: Mo Mi Fu Nu, this is my first time (seriously) writing a BG article, I don't like to enter it by mistake, thank you QWQ in the upper right corner.
PPPPS: There are all fujoshis. There will definitely be no shortage of BL stories. Customers, wait a moment. Fujoshis have great ideas. BL (new) stories will be coming soon.
PPPPPS: Ahem, last but not least, I am asking for comments and collections (the author has a habit of replying to comments, provided he is online or not dead yet). Friends who like fattening articles should also read it without hesitation!
The attribute of the article is finally improved~Xidapu Benmei QWQ...
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