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Reader comments
I'm a little unsure. Is this the protagonist's attack? The author's reply:
Yes, the protagonist is Jing Zhi, also known as Long Ma
A woman in a smoky jacket walked towards me. Could it be that this is the legendary female supporting role who is about to appear?
When Mr. Liao met Chen Chen, he could only feel defeated~~
Awesome, the moderator finally finished it, but the ending is a bit sloppy. There are a lot of things that haven't been unfolded, but it's really nice to be able to conclude the story, and it has a heartwarming ending.
It turns out that the boss's true love is not Rong Rong. I don't know which woman will have the ability to enter his heart again in the future. I feel super excited and say... I'm curious. Author's reply:
OK. . . But I won't write the next story until I play the modern story "Fang" more. . . Embarrassed
Applause~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Big, amazing!!!!!!!
Hurry up and update... Don't be in transition~!
"Second Young Master, if you want to achieve great things, you need to be patient." Sima Yi said with a smile on his lips.
I feel like I'm seeing an old fox.
The queen has grown up and become a palace, alas.
Are you going to change your attack? No way
Merry Christmas.
Cc If he only feels sorry for Cang Shu, then I think he still has a utilitarian mentality. After all, he lost a genius son, but if he still has friendship with Mrs. Huan, then at least I think he is still a good man.
Thinking of the fact that he used to covet the heroine, and seeing how serious he is now, I lamented that time has played a trick on me.
The heroine feels very fierce. She is a powerful minister like Sima Yi, the eldest brother of the Qinglong Gang, and Pi Pi. She is simply the eldest sister who understands both black and white.
Okay, here are the 50 questions between Father L and Sifu... (Audience: So many witty words!)
= = So what if there are some nonsense below! A mysterious voice appears in this article... Take a guess for yourselves XD
Since this is a certain memory version... So don't blame me if it collapses~ (That's a Honkai Impact text anyway XD)
────────────The following is the dividing line of the conversation────────────────
(Scene: A certain memory is preparing notes for 50 questions, and the mysterious voice walks by)
Mysterious Voice: Yo! What is Xiao Yi Nai doing?
Recall (= =): We are preparing notes for 50 questions, as well as rare medicinal materials.
Mi Zhiyin (==): Why are you preparing the medicinal materials?
Recall (distant eye): Used to lure Sifu
Mysterious voice: (embarrassing)....... The tiles are no longer in the way... Ah! They are coming! Go and greet them! (Push them out... And run away)
Recall: (Catch the fan) but you are not allowed to leave! If you want to have bad luck together... (Drag her away)
─────────────Below is the cute text dividing line─────────────
(A fan draws circles in the corner...)
Interviewer: Memories
Recorder: Mysterious Sound
Memory: Ahem... Welcome to the interview, dear Sifu...
Lucius Malfoy: Why are you so affectionate to Sev! Sev is mine!
Severus Snape (maybe Malfoy is included?): There's no need to worry about this kind of thing, right?
Lucius Malfoy: Don't worry about it! Sev, you are mine, so of course I have to worry about it!
Severus Snape: If I say no, then no! Why are you so jealous?
Lucius Malfoy: I am nervous about you! (The ten thousand words about a couple quarreling will be omitted below)
Recall (the culprit): The weather is really nice today (ignore the couple quarreling behind (tea))
After a long, long time...
Remember: You two...
Sev + Lucius (roaring): What are you doing!!!!!
Recall: (shrinking)... It's time to start the visit...
(Mysterious voice: Yi... Is my little wife)
1. What is your name?
Severus Snape (hereinafter referred to as West): Don't you already know? (Doubtful)
Lucius Malfoy (hereinafter referred to as L): (Turning his head in displeasure) Humph!
Reminiscence: (Inwardly) Dad L, aren't you? Just say a word and you'll treat me like this?
Recall: Sifu... Uh... I originally planned to give you some rare medicinal materials after the visit... But...(Looked at Father L) I'd better forget it.(Sigh)←Obvious inducement
West: Lucius? (Squints dangerously)
L: Uh... (Reluctantly) Lucius Malfoy
2. What is your age?
West: Me? Let me think about it....
L:........................
Recall: (innerly) Sifu just said that it's been too long and I just can't remember... L Why are you so silent?
(Miscellaneous Voice: He calls it cool)
3. What about gender?
West: Okay... I admit that someone (who are you referring to?) Is somewhat indifferent to men and women, but is it necessary to ask?
Recall: Orz is just asking the questions on the questionnaire. Please don't take it too seriously, baby.
L: Hey!! You are so affectionate when calling Xifu!
Recall: (Ignore certain L) Just skip this question!
4. What about your own personality?
West: Hmm... Protecting one's shortcomings... Slow and seems a bit... Stubborn?
Recall: (in my heart) Aren't you arrogant?
L: Shameless?
Memories: orz Is being cheeky considered a character? Embarrassing
L: Otherwise? (Innocent Hope)
Memories: Orz, let's skip it. (It seems L hasn't officially answered yet!)
(Mystery Record: L-narcissistic. Cheeky; Sif-cute. Arrogant. Defensive)
5. What do you think of the other person's character?
L: Tsundere. Cute. Sometimes very evil.
West: Hey!! I'm a monster, I'm so arrogant! (Explosion)
L: Why are you not a tsundere now? (Spreads hands) Besides... (Laughs meaningfully) Weren't you a monster at that time?
Reminiscence: (Unable to touch forehead) Please... Stop arguing. (Change the target) So Sifu, what do you think of Father L's character?
West: Narcissistic! Shameless! (Quietly) Yeah... Very devoted to me...(Loudly) Lustful!!! Total boss control!
L: (sweat) Sifu... Is there a supervisor controlling me?
West: Otherwise, after I was assigned to Slytherin, you kept balabala talking to me about your Lord and so on? (Sweat... Baby, you don't need to breathe when you talk?)
L: Sif... I.(Interrupted)
Recall: (with a smile) Next question 1!
(Mystery Record: L - narcissistic, shameless, pervert [some memory happened to take a glance. Silent]; Sifu - a bit lazy, cute, arrogant, protective of shortcomings)
6. When and where did the personal encounter occur?
L: Flourish and Blotts Bookstore in Diagon Alley
West: Same as above
Memory: (murmur) Baby, you can't be so lazy...
West: (squinting) What did you say?
Recall: Nothing (inside) purple!!!!! Your son is threatening me!!! You will be dead after I finish this interview!!!
(Mysterious Voice: What does this have to do with the author ORZ)
7. What was the first impression the other person gave you?
L: A face as handsome as a god and a soft and tranquil aura overflowing from his body. A pair of obsidian-like eyes dotted with crystal brilliance (One more thing, please finish saying thank you in one breath =mouth=)
West: (Khan) Lucius, you are exaggerating.
Recall: ............. Xif, what was your first impression of L?
West: A person who cares more about his family
Recollection: (Inner mind) This is what you know from the book, right?
L: Where did you come from when we first met...(Interrupted)
Recall: (firmly) Next question 1!
Mysterious Voice: (= =) Xiao Yi Nai really likes to bully L
8. What do you like about the other person?
West: Uh... This...(Tangled)
Reminiscence (inner mind): Sifu... You are not in love with someone else, are you?
L: (smiling at Mouyi) Sif would not be like this... By the way, Merlin really wants to have afternoon tea with you recently...
Recall: (Han. Positive color) Next question 1! (Hey, hey! They didn't even answer it!!!!)
(Mysterious voice is entangled: How should I write Nava?)
9. What do you dislike about it?
West: Jing. Chang. Nature. No. Vision. Field. Place. No. Therefore. Emotion!
L: I like everything from Xifu...
(Mysterious Voice: This question is very calm...)
10. Do you feel that you are compatible with the other person?
West: So what if we don't get along? Zi will handle it anyway, right? (Innocent Hope ← This person's acting skills are really amazing)
(Miscellaneous Voice: [Serious] Can't increase the author's workload!)
Recall: Uh... Next... Next question
11. How do you usually call each other?
L: Siver
West: Lucius
Memories: Nothing else?
West: Just be normal... Just don't call me Princess Slytherin in private (Qingli)
(Voice of the fan: Kewa thinks it's very cute)
Reminiscence: (sweat) Mi.. If you keep talking, Xifu will go berserk = =
12. What do you want the other person to call you?
West: Just be ordinary!
Recall: Oh. Then the next question (What? You said L's father didn't tell you? Do you think he would resist Sifu? -V-)
(Miscellaneous Voice Record: No special title is needed)
13. What animal do you think the other person looks like?
L: (laughing) Cute black fox
West: (Qingli) Jing. Chang. Nature. No. Vision. Place. No. Reason. The platinum-blond peacock in love.
Recall: (holding his forehead) Where are you two in the couplet?
(Miscellaneous Voice: Their tacit understanding is so good)
14. If you were to give someone a gift, what would you give?
L: (smile) Precious medicinal materials...
West: Uh... Lucius... You don't need anything, right?
L: (clasping tightly) It'll be nice to have you by my side
Memories: Oh. Dad L is so romantic, really. (Speaking of which, can romance be eaten? Mi Zhiyin: = = Who knows, don't ask Wa)
15. What gift do you hope to receive?
L+: (in unison) I like whatever it is from Sif (Lucius)
Memories: You two really have a tacit understanding, really
Mi Zhiyin: I agree with this, really
16. Are you dissatisfied with the other person?
Memories: It basically goes without saying... The baby ran away if I kept saying it any longer. (Miscellaneous Voice: What's the reason for this?)
Recall: Didn't you see his expression when asked the 13th question? (Mysterious voice: orz) Next question! (Why does Mao Zan say this so often?)
(Mysterious Voice Record: Refer to Question 13)
17. What are your own habits?
West: Poisonous tongue?
Recollection: (said in confusion, muttering) Baby... It's like this to be a human being without care orz
L: (Qing Rui) Hui. Recall! I told you not to call Sif a baby like this! (Rampage)
(Miscellaneous Voice: It is said that Mao L's father is so sensitive to the word "baby" orz)
Recall:... Maybe it's related to Mr. Tobias, Child Controller, and Snape = =
West: (Roar, knock down L with a dose of magic potion) Lucius, have you had enough fun!
Reminiscence:.......... Let's just move on to the next question (I will be the host, will it make me cry easily)
18. What habits do you think the other person has?
West: (positive color) often plots against people
L:......(Sigh) Sifu...
Reminiscence:...... Any noble with brains would do such calculations, right? (Hold up the forehead)
─────────────I am far away from the dividing line───────────────
Big black dog: (planning to rush to the scene) Hey!!! What do you mean by saying that? Hey!!
Werewolf: Sirius! Stop. Stop!
Big black dog: Ah! (Being petrified) (Bai Ze intrudes: Shut up! You stupid dog! Calm down!)
────────────I went back to the scene and put the dividing line─────────────
19. Are the other person's habits annoying to you?
L: (holding his forehead) It's just that Sifu completely ignored me while brewing the potion (disappointed)
West: Idiot! You have to pay attention when you are making the potion! You are annoying me when I am making the potion. How can I make the potion!
Recall: (looking at the sky) I don't even know what to say, really
(Mysterious voice: L is a loyal dog [looking at the sky])
20. Have your habits ever angered others?
L: Well... It doesn't seem like...
West: Even though I completely ignored him while I was brewing the potion, he would be considerate of me (shrug), so there is no such problem.
Memories: (= =) L Why did you pause for a moment before speaking...
(Mysterious Voice: Maybe you did something that you can't let Sif know about?)
21. What is the extent of the relationship between two people?
L: I've done everything I need to do
Reminiscence: (speechless... Inwardly) So what is it that you shouldn't do...
West: (showing hands) And we also have a wedding.
Xiaolong rushed in: Have you forgotten this young master?
Memory: (orz-like) I had brain cramps again and cried.
(Mysterious Voice Record: I have reached the stage of having children)
22. Where was your first date?
West: (Wang innocently) This...
Recall: (orz-like) You don't need to say anything... Next question
(Mystery Record: Never dated)
23. What was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?
Memory: Ah! You don't have to read it, Xifu! L is about to avatar us!! (Tears)
24. How far had it progressed at that time?
Recall: Next question!!! (I don't want to be Avatar!!!)
25. Where do you often go for dates?
West: Before getting married, I didn't seem to be (down). After getting married, we were all together (doubtful).
Recall: (holding forehead) L... Let's discuss it...
L(= =): Well... I know what to do without you having to tell me.
(Miscellaneous Voice: By the way, Xiao Yi Nai and Father L have reconciled?)
Memories: Mouth talk! Nogan Ma looks like he saw a young couple making up after they quarreled! I don't want to be fucked by Sif and L Avada!!
26. How will you spend your birthday?
L: (laughing) I would leave my work at the Ministry of Magic and spend the whole day with Sev.
West: (Qingli) You are so stupid! (Turns away) Cook breakfast, lunch and dinner for the day by yourself
Recall: (looking at Mi) Xifu is really a good wife and mother..
Mysterious Voice: Recall... You will be captured by Avatar = =
Recall: (Innocent Hope) We only tell the truth
Xiaolong Ruanjun: I want to eat too...
27. Who confessed first?
L: Me
West: (pointing to L) Him
Yi: Well... It's finally normal.
Mysterious Voice: Xiaoyi is saying that L and Xifu were not normal before ==?
Recall: Does Minai want to cause us to be Avatar =-= It would be nice to know some things
28. How much do you like the other person?
West: (laughing sinisterly) What do you think?
Recall: (==) We... We... We know (sobbing)
Mysterious Voice: (looking at the sky) Should I be glad that Xiaoyi is hosting these 50 questions?
29. So... Is it love?
West: (Qingli) I don't love him, why am I still hanging around with you here! (Turning the table)
Recall: (tears) Help!
Mysterious Voice: (ignoring the memory of being hunted) The weather is really nice today (tea)
30. Tell me about the other person's weakness?
L: This...(Interrupted again)
Yi: Anyone who has read the original text should already know this, right? Then there's no need to say it again.
Mi Zhiyin: (silence for a moment) Xiao Yi Nai really likes to bully L... Are you saying that Gan Ma is lazy?
Memories: Can you be the host? I'm a little tired too (45 Degrees CJ Fans)
Mysterious Voice: (Turns away, escapes) Hahaha... It's time to ask the next question.
31. What do you do when you suspect that the other person has changed his mind?
West: (smiling): Ah, well, this...
Recall: (cold sweat) Xif is... Needless to say TAT!!!
L: Is this impossible? My Sif is the best!
Mi Zhi Yin: Wa is really glad that these 50 questions were not hosted by Su Wa.
Reminiscence: (laughing darkly) What are you talking about?
Mysterious Voice: (= =) No... But continue...
(Miscellaneous Voice Record: Unless L intends to be served by Sifu using the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty)
32. Can you allow the other person to be emotionally unfocused?
Memories: (orz) I know what you want to say, Sifu... What is the difference between this question and the one above?
Mi Zhiyin: Then you still want to say it?
Reminiscence: (gentle smile) Is Mini very busy recently?
Fan: (Not like this!!!!)
33. The other person was an hour late for the date. . . What would you do?
Remember: For the safety of the audience and the host, skip this question!
Mi Zhiyin: (= =) This is Su Weimao... No. Needless to say (he glanced at the word "date")
34. What's your favorite part of your partner's body?
West: No...
Reminiscence: Hey?! Really not?
West: (simply) No
L: Sev....
West: (Surprised) I really don't like anyone...(Blushing) Because...
Memories: Why?
West: (blushing) Why are you asking? Next question.!!
(Remember: What a pity... Is Sifu blushing because of Mao?)
35. What do you think is sexiest about your partner?
West: Next question...!
(Memory + fans: Tsk... I'm threatening the host [recorder] again)
36. When can you feel your heart beating strongly?
L: Sev... I think you make my heart throb the most when you are doing some kind of intense activity...
West: (Roaring) Shut up!
Recall: Let's move on to the next question... No need to talk about this question again
37. Will you lie to the other person? Are you good at lying?
L: (Guilty) Uh... Sometimes...
Mysterious Voice: (Glancing at a certain L) Tsk... You actually lied to Sif?
L: (still guilty) I told you it's just sometimes!
Mi Zhiyin: I said it, I said it!!
Memory: (Black line) Forget it... Are there really nobles who are not good at lying?
Dog: Uh-huh!!! (What are you talking about!!!)
West: Ah... Same as Lucius. Sometimes... But... Lucius, please calm down!!! I only have those few times!!! Don't mix me with a pervert like you!!!!!!!!!
Recall: (confused) What happened?
Mysterious Voice: Oh... It's okay... It's just that L sometimes tricks Sif into going to bed=////////=
Recall:...................... (Touch forehead) Let's go to the next question
38. What do you feel happiest when doing?
L: Sev... I still feel happiest when doing some kind of intense activity... Should we go back and do it?
West: (Thinking xN) I didn't hear anything... I didn't hear anything... I didn't hear anything.
Recall: ... It is really a platinum-blond peacock with a constant nature, no sight, no place, no reason, and no need to be in love.
Mysterious Voice: Yes... For this reason... Xiaolong often complains to Wa...
Recollection:.. Why did Xiaolong complain to Nai...
Mysterious Voice: ... Because Bai Ze ran to watch but failed and vented his anger on Xiaolong...
Memories: = =Poor little dragon...
39. Have you ever had a quarrel?
West: Yes...
L: (wry smile) Sev...
West: Are you okay with talking? You...
Recall: (wiping sweat) Sifu... Don't blame him... Next question
(Mysterious Voice Record: There was a quarrel, and it was suspected that Sifu was jealous)
40. Why the quarrel?
L: (wry smile) There are many kinds... Which one do you want to listen to?
Recall: (black line) The most common kind...
L (smiling bitterly) Ah... The most common thing is that someone admires me so much that Silver becomes jealous. Or maybe Silver thinks I've pissed him off.
Reminiscence:... What else can I say?
(Miscellaneous Voice Record: Xifu is jealous, and Xifu thinks that L is one of the reasons for irritating him [\"\" is heavily underlined])
41. How did they reconcile?
West: (blushing) This...
L (with a cheerful face) Well... We reconciled after some kind of activity...
Recollection: ... If we don't reconcile, we don't have to get out of bed, right?
(Mysterious Voice Record: Most of them reconciled after L's wolfish nature showed up)
42. When will you feel "you are loved"?
West: When he hugged me...
L: Except under certain circumstances, I am always loved.
Recall: Everyone already knows about that situation
43. If you have a next life, do you still plan to be lovers?
West: Is there such a thing as reincarnation in this world?
L: But if there really is
West + L: Of course, right?
Memory: We seem to have become light bulbs....
44. So when will you feel "Maybe you are not loved..."?
Recall: Needless to say this point, next question
45. How does the other person express love?
West: (blue veins) pervert!!
L: Comprehensive consideration...
46. What kind of flowers are suitable for the other person?
L: Syphtha...
Recall: Skip this question... It's a Honkai Impact article anyway.
Mi Zhiyin: Hey! You can't be lazy like this!
47. Have you ever hidden anything from the other person?
West: There used to be, but not now
L: I won't hide anything from Sif
48. Where do you think the other person will feel inferior?
Memories: It's impossible for them to have low self-esteem, right?
49. Is the friendly relationship between the two recognized? Still secret?
L: (laughing sinisterly) Has Xiaolong been forgotten by you?
Recall:... I just asked based on the questionnaire...
(Mysterious Voice Records: Well-Known)
50. Will the two of them love each other forever?
West: This kind of thing is impossible forever
L: Yes... So I will love Sif well as long as I live (handshake)
Memory: (very disappointing) We have really become light bulbs....
────────────Additional question dividers below───────────────
West: .... Isn't the 50th question over?
Mi Zhiyin: (nodding) But she recalled that some of the questions in the last 50 questions were so cute... So they were extra.
What would you do if the other person was raped by a mob?
L: Cut that scum into pieces. Five horses cut the body into pieces. Each of the ten major tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty was performed once
West: Ah... This is impossible...
(Miscellaneous Voice: It's too bloody..)
What would you do if a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so tonight is the only time, please..." And asked for H?
West: Well... If you can, you can give it a try...
L: Impossible!!! If you dare to do this, Sev, you will never leave Malfoy Manor!
West: (showing hands) So it's impossible~~
(Mysterious Voice: It's impossible with L here)
────────────Below is the dividing line that I haven't seen for a long time─────────────
Mysterious Voice: Did you drag down the tiles with dry masonry?
Yi: (laughing) Didn't I say that if you're unlucky, you have to find someone like me~
Reminiscence: Besides... Professor Nai, there are still extra chapters that have not been updated yet.
Purple: Beat the ground.. So the tile will be the unlucky silver?
Reminiscence: (smiling) That's right.
Well, Xiaoxiang has commented a lot, and he's good at commenting.
Men in Black is a new character~ MS martial arts is pretty good~~
Pirate J, come on~~~
Come on~~~~Look after you~~~~~
The story of growing up as a nanny, okay, write it quickly and roll around~~
To make up for it~ I think~ it is indeed happier to travel through time in real life!!
Thank you for your hard work, happy new year~~~
Why don't you give me points all the time? I haven't even read the next chapter yet. I've been leaving messages all the time, but I haven't seen how much I've sent them. Poor child. 9 Yeah. . Spend some time. Isn't it easy for us to make money? I spent all the money I spent on popsicles reading Naidi's novels. But I won't give you even points. . I want to explode chrysanthemums. . Burst. The crowd exploded Naidi.
I always feel that these chapters are not as well written as I expected~~
Well, come on, Yanyan~~
I'm a little unsure. Is this the protagonist's attack? The author's reply: Yes, the protagonist is Jing Zhi, also known as Long Ma
A woman in a smoky jacket walked towards me. Could it be that this is the legendary female supporting role who is about to appear?
When Mr. Liao met Chen Chen, he could only feel defeated~~
Awesome, the moderator finally finished it, but the ending is a bit sloppy. There are a lot of things that haven't been unfolded, but it's really nice to be able to conclude the story, and it has a heartwarming ending.
It turns out that the boss's true love is not Rong Rong. I don't know which woman will have the ability to enter his heart again in the future. I feel super excited and say... I'm curious. Author's reply: OK. . . But I won't write the next story until I play the modern story "Fang" more. . . Embarrassed
Applause~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Big, amazing!!!!!!!
Hurry up and update... Don't be in transition~!
"Second Young Master, if you want to achieve great things, you need to be patient." Sima Yi said with a smile on his lips. I feel like I'm seeing an old fox. The queen has grown up and become a palace, alas.
Are you going to change your attack? No way
Merry Christmas. Cc If he only feels sorry for Cang Shu, then I think he still has a utilitarian mentality. After all, he lost a genius son, but if he still has friendship with Mrs. Huan, then at least I think he is still a good man. Thinking of the fact that he used to covet the heroine, and seeing how serious he is now, I lamented that time has played a trick on me. The heroine feels very fierce. She is a powerful minister like Sima Yi, the eldest brother of the Qinglong Gang, and Pi Pi. She is simply the eldest sister who understands both black and white.
Okay, here are the 50 questions between Father L and Sifu... (Audience: So many witty words!) = = So what if there are some nonsense below! A mysterious voice appears in this article... Take a guess for yourselves XD Since this is a certain memory version... So don't blame me if it collapses~ (That's a Honkai Impact text anyway XD) ────────────The following is the dividing line of the conversation──────────────── (Scene: A certain memory is preparing notes for 50 questions, and the mysterious voice walks by) Mysterious Voice: Yo! What is Xiao Yi Nai doing? Recall (= =): We are preparing notes for 50 questions, as well as rare medicinal materials. Mi Zhiyin (==): Why are you preparing the medicinal materials? Recall (distant eye): Used to lure Sifu Mysterious voice: (embarrassing)....... The tiles are no longer in the way... Ah! They are coming! Go and greet them! (Push them out... And run away) Recall: (Catch the fan) but you are not allowed to leave! If you want to have bad luck together... (Drag her away) ─────────────Below is the cute text dividing line───────────── (A fan draws circles in the corner...) Interviewer: Memories Recorder: Mysterious Sound Memory: Ahem... Welcome to the interview, dear Sifu... Lucius Malfoy: Why are you so affectionate to Sev! Sev is mine! Severus Snape (maybe Malfoy is included?): There's no need to worry about this kind of thing, right? Lucius Malfoy: Don't worry about it! Sev, you are mine, so of course I have to worry about it! Severus Snape: If I say no, then no! Why are you so jealous? Lucius Malfoy: I am nervous about you! (The ten thousand words about a couple quarreling will be omitted below) Recall (the culprit): The weather is really nice today (ignore the couple quarreling behind (tea)) After a long, long time... Remember: You two... Sev + Lucius (roaring): What are you doing!!!!! Recall: (shrinking)... It's time to start the visit... (Mysterious voice: Yi... Is my little wife) 1. What is your name? Severus Snape (hereinafter referred to as West): Don't you already know? (Doubtful) Lucius Malfoy (hereinafter referred to as L): (Turning his head in displeasure) Humph! Reminiscence: (Inwardly) Dad L, aren't you? Just say a word and you'll treat me like this? Recall: Sifu... Uh... I originally planned to give you some rare medicinal materials after the visit... But...(Looked at Father L) I'd better forget it.(Sigh)←Obvious inducement West: Lucius? (Squints dangerously) L: Uh... (Reluctantly) Lucius Malfoy 2. What is your age? West: Me? Let me think about it.... L:........................ Recall: (innerly) Sifu just said that it's been too long and I just can't remember... L Why are you so silent? (Miscellaneous Voice: He calls it cool) 3. What about gender? West: Okay... I admit that someone (who are you referring to?) Is somewhat indifferent to men and women, but is it necessary to ask? Recall: Orz is just asking the questions on the questionnaire. Please don't take it too seriously, baby. L: Hey!! You are so affectionate when calling Xifu! Recall: (Ignore certain L) Just skip this question! 4. What about your own personality? West: Hmm... Protecting one's shortcomings... Slow and seems a bit... Stubborn? Recall: (in my heart) Aren't you arrogant? L: Shameless? Memories: orz Is being cheeky considered a character? Embarrassing L: Otherwise? (Innocent Hope) Memories: Orz, let's skip it. (It seems L hasn't officially answered yet!) (Mystery Record: L-narcissistic. Cheeky; Sif-cute. Arrogant. Defensive) 5. What do you think of the other person's character? L: Tsundere. Cute. Sometimes very evil. West: Hey!! I'm a monster, I'm so arrogant! (Explosion) L: Why are you not a tsundere now? (Spreads hands) Besides... (Laughs meaningfully) Weren't you a monster at that time? Reminiscence: (Unable to touch forehead) Please... Stop arguing. (Change the target) So Sifu, what do you think of Father L's character? West: Narcissistic! Shameless! (Quietly) Yeah... Very devoted to me...(Loudly) Lustful!!! Total boss control! L: (sweat) Sifu... Is there a supervisor controlling me? West: Otherwise, after I was assigned to Slytherin, you kept balabala talking to me about your Lord and so on? (Sweat... Baby, you don't need to breathe when you talk?) L: Sif... I.(Interrupted) Recall: (with a smile) Next question 1! (Mystery Record: L - narcissistic, shameless, pervert [some memory happened to take a glance. Silent]; Sifu - a bit lazy, cute, arrogant, protective of shortcomings) 6. When and where did the personal encounter occur? L: Flourish and Blotts Bookstore in Diagon Alley West: Same as above Memory: (murmur) Baby, you can't be so lazy... West: (squinting) What did you say? Recall: Nothing (inside) purple!!!!! Your son is threatening me!!! You will be dead after I finish this interview!!! (Mysterious Voice: What does this have to do with the author ORZ) 7. What was the first impression the other person gave you? L: A face as handsome as a god and a soft and tranquil aura overflowing from his body. A pair of obsidian-like eyes dotted with crystal brilliance (One more thing, please finish saying thank you in one breath =mouth=) West: (Khan) Lucius, you are exaggerating. Recall: ............. Xif, what was your first impression of L? West: A person who cares more about his family Recollection: (Inner mind) This is what you know from the book, right? L: Where did you come from when we first met...(Interrupted) Recall: (firmly) Next question 1! Mysterious Voice: (= =) Xiao Yi Nai really likes to bully L 8. What do you like about the other person? West: Uh... This...(Tangled) Reminiscence (inner mind): Sifu... You are not in love with someone else, are you? L: (smiling at Mouyi) Sif would not be like this... By the way, Merlin really wants to have afternoon tea with you recently... Recall: (Han. Positive color) Next question 1! (Hey, hey! They didn't even answer it!!!!) (Mysterious voice is entangled: How should I write Nava?) 9. What do you dislike about it? West: Jing. Chang. Nature. No. Vision. Field. Place. No. Therefore. Emotion! L: I like everything from Xifu... (Mysterious Voice: This question is very calm...) 10. Do you feel that you are compatible with the other person? West: So what if we don't get along? Zi will handle it anyway, right? (Innocent Hope ← This person's acting skills are really amazing) (Miscellaneous Voice: [Serious] Can't increase the author's workload!) Recall: Uh... Next... Next question 11. How do you usually call each other? L: Siver West: Lucius Memories: Nothing else? West: Just be normal... Just don't call me Princess Slytherin in private (Qingli) (Voice of the fan: Kewa thinks it's very cute) Reminiscence: (sweat) Mi.. If you keep talking, Xifu will go berserk = = 12. What do you want the other person to call you? West: Just be ordinary! Recall: Oh. Then the next question (What? You said L's father didn't tell you? Do you think he would resist Sifu? -V-) (Miscellaneous Voice Record: No special title is needed) 13. What animal do you think the other person looks like? L: (laughing) Cute black fox West: (Qingli) Jing. Chang. Nature. No. Vision. Place. No. Reason. The platinum-blond peacock in love. Recall: (holding his forehead) Where are you two in the couplet? (Miscellaneous Voice: Their tacit understanding is so good) 14. If you were to give someone a gift, what would you give? L: (smile) Precious medicinal materials... West: Uh... Lucius... You don't need anything, right? L: (clasping tightly) It'll be nice to have you by my side Memories: Oh. Dad L is so romantic, really. (Speaking of which, can romance be eaten? Mi Zhiyin: = = Who knows, don't ask Wa) 15. What gift do you hope to receive? L+: (in unison) I like whatever it is from Sif (Lucius) Memories: You two really have a tacit understanding, really Mi Zhiyin: I agree with this, really 16. Are you dissatisfied with the other person? Memories: It basically goes without saying... The baby ran away if I kept saying it any longer. (Miscellaneous Voice: What's the reason for this?) Recall: Didn't you see his expression when asked the 13th question? (Mysterious voice: orz) Next question! (Why does Mao Zan say this so often?) (Mysterious Voice Record: Refer to Question 13) 17. What are your own habits? West: Poisonous tongue? Recollection: (said in confusion, muttering) Baby... It's like this to be a human being without care orz L: (Qing Rui) Hui. Recall! I told you not to call Sif a baby like this! (Rampage) (Miscellaneous Voice: It is said that Mao L's father is so sensitive to the word "baby" orz) Recall:... Maybe it's related to Mr. Tobias, Child Controller, and Snape = = West: (Roar, knock down L with a dose of magic potion) Lucius, have you had enough fun! Reminiscence:.......... Let's just move on to the next question (I will be the host, will it make me cry easily) 18. What habits do you think the other person has? West: (positive color) often plots against people L:......(Sigh) Sifu... Reminiscence:...... Any noble with brains would do such calculations, right? (Hold up the forehead) ─────────────I am far away from the dividing line─────────────── Big black dog: (planning to rush to the scene) Hey!!! What do you mean by saying that? Hey!! Werewolf: Sirius! Stop. Stop! Big black dog: Ah! (Being petrified) (Bai Ze intrudes: Shut up! You stupid dog! Calm down!) ────────────I went back to the scene and put the dividing line───────────── 19. Are the other person's habits annoying to you? L: (holding his forehead) It's just that Sifu completely ignored me while brewing the potion (disappointed) West: Idiot! You have to pay attention when you are making the potion! You are annoying me when I am making the potion. How can I make the potion! Recall: (looking at the sky) I don't even know what to say, really (Mysterious voice: L is a loyal dog [looking at the sky]) 20. Have your habits ever angered others? L: Well... It doesn't seem like... West: Even though I completely ignored him while I was brewing the potion, he would be considerate of me (shrug), so there is no such problem. Memories: (= =) L Why did you pause for a moment before speaking... (Mysterious Voice: Maybe you did something that you can't let Sif know about?) 21. What is the extent of the relationship between two people? L: I've done everything I need to do Reminiscence: (speechless... Inwardly) So what is it that you shouldn't do... West: (showing hands) And we also have a wedding. Xiaolong rushed in: Have you forgotten this young master? Memory: (orz-like) I had brain cramps again and cried. (Mysterious Voice Record: I have reached the stage of having children) 22. Where was your first date? West: (Wang innocently) This... Recall: (orz-like) You don't need to say anything... Next question (Mystery Record: Never dated) 23. What was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time? Memory: Ah! You don't have to read it, Xifu! L is about to avatar us!! (Tears) 24. How far had it progressed at that time? Recall: Next question!!! (I don't want to be Avatar!!!) 25. Where do you often go for dates? West: Before getting married, I didn't seem to be (down). After getting married, we were all together (doubtful). Recall: (holding forehead) L... Let's discuss it... L(= =): Well... I know what to do without you having to tell me. (Miscellaneous Voice: By the way, Xiao Yi Nai and Father L have reconciled?) Memories: Mouth talk! Nogan Ma looks like he saw a young couple making up after they quarreled! I don't want to be fucked by Sif and L Avada!! 26. How will you spend your birthday? L: (laughing) I would leave my work at the Ministry of Magic and spend the whole day with Sev. West: (Qingli) You are so stupid! (Turns away) Cook breakfast, lunch and dinner for the day by yourself Recall: (looking at Mi) Xifu is really a good wife and mother.. Mysterious Voice: Recall... You will be captured by Avatar = = Recall: (Innocent Hope) We only tell the truth Xiaolong Ruanjun: I want to eat too... 27. Who confessed first? L: Me West: (pointing to L) Him Yi: Well... It's finally normal. Mysterious Voice: Xiaoyi is saying that L and Xifu were not normal before ==? Recall: Does Minai want to cause us to be Avatar =-= It would be nice to know some things 28. How much do you like the other person? West: (laughing sinisterly) What do you think? Recall: (==) We... We... We know (sobbing) Mysterious Voice: (looking at the sky) Should I be glad that Xiaoyi is hosting these 50 questions? 29. So... Is it love? West: (Qingli) I don't love him, why am I still hanging around with you here! (Turning the table) Recall: (tears) Help! Mysterious Voice: (ignoring the memory of being hunted) The weather is really nice today (tea) 30. Tell me about the other person's weakness? L: This...(Interrupted again) Yi: Anyone who has read the original text should already know this, right? Then there's no need to say it again. Mi Zhiyin: (silence for a moment) Xiao Yi Nai really likes to bully L... Are you saying that Gan Ma is lazy? Memories: Can you be the host? I'm a little tired too (45 Degrees CJ Fans) Mysterious Voice: (Turns away, escapes) Hahaha... It's time to ask the next question. 31. What do you do when you suspect that the other person has changed his mind? West: (smiling): Ah, well, this... Recall: (cold sweat) Xif is... Needless to say TAT!!! L: Is this impossible? My Sif is the best! Mi Zhi Yin: Wa is really glad that these 50 questions were not hosted by Su Wa. Reminiscence: (laughing darkly) What are you talking about? Mysterious Voice: (= =) No... But continue... (Miscellaneous Voice Record: Unless L intends to be served by Sifu using the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty) 32. Can you allow the other person to be emotionally unfocused? Memories: (orz) I know what you want to say, Sifu... What is the difference between this question and the one above? Mi Zhiyin: Then you still want to say it? Reminiscence: (gentle smile) Is Mini very busy recently? Fan: (Not like this!!!!) 33. The other person was an hour late for the date. . . What would you do? Remember: For the safety of the audience and the host, skip this question! Mi Zhiyin: (= =) This is Su Weimao... No. Needless to say (he glanced at the word "date") 34. What's your favorite part of your partner's body? West: No... Reminiscence: Hey?! Really not? West: (simply) No L: Sev.... West: (Surprised) I really don't like anyone...(Blushing) Because... Memories: Why? West: (blushing) Why are you asking? Next question.!! (Remember: What a pity... Is Sifu blushing because of Mao?) 35. What do you think is sexiest about your partner? West: Next question...! (Memory + fans: Tsk... I'm threatening the host [recorder] again) 36. When can you feel your heart beating strongly? L: Sev... I think you make my heart throb the most when you are doing some kind of intense activity... West: (Roaring) Shut up! Recall: Let's move on to the next question... No need to talk about this question again 37. Will you lie to the other person? Are you good at lying? L: (Guilty) Uh... Sometimes... Mysterious Voice: (Glancing at a certain L) Tsk... You actually lied to Sif? L: (still guilty) I told you it's just sometimes! Mi Zhiyin: I said it, I said it!! Memory: (Black line) Forget it... Are there really nobles who are not good at lying? Dog: Uh-huh!!! (What are you talking about!!!) West: Ah... Same as Lucius. Sometimes... But... Lucius, please calm down!!! I only have those few times!!! Don't mix me with a pervert like you!!!!!!!!! Recall: (confused) What happened? Mysterious Voice: Oh... It's okay... It's just that L sometimes tricks Sif into going to bed=////////= Recall:...................... (Touch forehead) Let's go to the next question 38. What do you feel happiest when doing? L: Sev... I still feel happiest when doing some kind of intense activity... Should we go back and do it? West: (Thinking xN) I didn't hear anything... I didn't hear anything... I didn't hear anything. Recall: ... It is really a platinum-blond peacock with a constant nature, no sight, no place, no reason, and no need to be in love. Mysterious Voice: Yes... For this reason... Xiaolong often complains to Wa... Recollection:.. Why did Xiaolong complain to Nai... Mysterious Voice: ... Because Bai Ze ran to watch but failed and vented his anger on Xiaolong... Memories: = =Poor little dragon... 39. Have you ever had a quarrel? West: Yes... L: (wry smile) Sev... West: Are you okay with talking? You... Recall: (wiping sweat) Sifu... Don't blame him... Next question (Mysterious Voice Record: There was a quarrel, and it was suspected that Sifu was jealous) 40. Why the quarrel? L: (wry smile) There are many kinds... Which one do you want to listen to? Recall: (black line) The most common kind... L (smiling bitterly) Ah... The most common thing is that someone admires me so much that Silver becomes jealous. Or maybe Silver thinks I've pissed him off. Reminiscence:... What else can I say? (Miscellaneous Voice Record: Xifu is jealous, and Xifu thinks that L is one of the reasons for irritating him [\"\" is heavily underlined]) 41. How did they reconcile? West: (blushing) This... L (with a cheerful face) Well... We reconciled after some kind of activity... Recollection: ... If we don't reconcile, we don't have to get out of bed, right? (Mysterious Voice Record: Most of them reconciled after L's wolfish nature showed up) 42. When will you feel "you are loved"? West: When he hugged me... L: Except under certain circumstances, I am always loved. Recall: Everyone already knows about that situation 43. If you have a next life, do you still plan to be lovers? West: Is there such a thing as reincarnation in this world? L: But if there really is West + L: Of course, right? Memory: We seem to have become light bulbs.... 44. So when will you feel "Maybe you are not loved..."? Recall: Needless to say this point, next question 45. How does the other person express love? West: (blue veins) pervert!! L: Comprehensive consideration... 46. What kind of flowers are suitable for the other person? L: Syphtha... Recall: Skip this question... It's a Honkai Impact article anyway. Mi Zhiyin: Hey! You can't be lazy like this! 47. Have you ever hidden anything from the other person? West: There used to be, but not now L: I won't hide anything from Sif 48. Where do you think the other person will feel inferior? Memories: It's impossible for them to have low self-esteem, right? 49. Is the friendly relationship between the two recognized? Still secret? L: (laughing sinisterly) Has Xiaolong been forgotten by you? Recall:... I just asked based on the questionnaire... (Mysterious Voice Records: Well-Known) 50. Will the two of them love each other forever? West: This kind of thing is impossible forever L: Yes... So I will love Sif well as long as I live (handshake) Memory: (very disappointing) We have really become light bulbs.... ────────────Additional question dividers below─────────────── West: .... Isn't the 50th question over? Mi Zhiyin: (nodding) But she recalled that some of the questions in the last 50 questions were so cute... So they were extra. What would you do if the other person was raped by a mob? L: Cut that scum into pieces. Five horses cut the body into pieces. Each of the ten major tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty was performed once West: Ah... This is impossible... (Miscellaneous Voice: It's too bloody..) What would you do if a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so tonight is the only time, please..." And asked for H? West: Well... If you can, you can give it a try... L: Impossible!!! If you dare to do this, Sev, you will never leave Malfoy Manor! West: (showing hands) So it's impossible~~ (Mysterious Voice: It's impossible with L here) ────────────Below is the dividing line that I haven't seen for a long time───────────── Mysterious Voice: Did you drag down the tiles with dry masonry? Yi: (laughing) Didn't I say that if you're unlucky, you have to find someone like me~ Reminiscence: Besides... Professor Nai, there are still extra chapters that have not been updated yet. Purple: Beat the ground.. So the tile will be the unlucky silver? Reminiscence: (smiling) That's right.
Well, Xiaoxiang has commented a lot, and he's good at commenting. Men in Black is a new character~ MS martial arts is pretty good~~ Pirate J, come on~~~
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The story of growing up as a nanny, okay, write it quickly and roll around~~
To make up for it~ I think~ it is indeed happier to travel through time in real life!!
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