A loli who wants to marry the river god, a weird old man who likes children, an old woman who eats human tofu, a boring astrologer, a young couple who are bored to death, an arrogant young master, a tomboy who likes to pretend to be sick, witchcraft that is passed down from male to female, there are more than you can imagine. On the way to travel, you will never be alone!
Mountains, deserts, villages and towns, small islands.
We went through many obstacles, met funny people, had many strange and bizarre things, and also had many stories of mean words and vicious tongues.
A perfect combination of two bastards. See how we save the people in the world. On the journey, there are always two figures, one blue and one white.
I have fallen into the lives of too many people and written down their footprints.
This is a warm and tender story, where enemies are noisy, there are bad people, and there are more good people.
I just hope that it's just their exclusive cuteness.
"I think people on the street are looking at us. Is it because we look so much like father and daughter?"
"At least he must be a grandson, you think too highly of your old face.
"How come you, a little girl, have such a mean mouth? "
"If you change your bad-mouthed habits, I won't be mean. "
"Then I'll change it. "
"You can't change it, even a dog can't change it. "
"By the way, the cow dung from Mrs. Qi's house is missing. "
"Ah? Is there anyone stealing cow dung? "
"No, I just wanted to ask if you ate it? The stench is overwhelming this early in the morning. "
When a cool guy with a mean tongue meets a lolita with a poisonous tongue.
Over time, who is better than who, and who will fall into the abyss of who first.
Hello, please don't act cute.