"This may be difficult to understand. There is a mysterious 'qi' flowing in this world. The law of this 'qi' is called 'Tao'. Through 'enlightenment', we can master 'Tao' and guide people to use it for the sake of justice."
"So, gentlemen... And madam, does this... Does this have anything to do with me?"
"You have a 'Tao Body Immortal Fetus', which is a rare sight in a thousand years! Come and practice Taoism with us!"
"Cultivation? Will I become a god?"
"Becoming an immortal... Is... Very difficult! But there is a way. As long as you are willing to use it, you will definitely succeed! Become one of the only two people to ascend in the past thousand years!"
"What... What can I do!!"
"Find a person with the 'Immortal Wind Dao Bone' and join him as a dual practitioner!"
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"Oh my god... Why? Why? Why! Are you the one who is rare in a thousand years and possesses the 'immortal spirit'?"
"How do I know! But I don't mind practicing double cultivation with you in order to become an immortal!"
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"What? Damn old man! You still need to accumulate 100,000 merits to become an immortal???"
"Yes!"
"Oh my God! Are you playing with me..."