Damn, I Saw a Ghost

He Xianyu died, then lived again, and then he saw a ghost. He Xianyu: "How do you want to eat me? Braised or steamed? Can you make it look good when you eat me? I'm afraid of pain. Is there some kind of drug that makes me feel nothing?" Ghost: "Eat it raw." He Xianyu: "..." Ghost: "I can use a knife to cut each piece neatly." He Xianyu: "..." Ghost: "The bones can be used to stew soup, the meat can be dipped in sauce, the sinews can be used to pick teeth, and the skin can be dried to make window screens." Lingxu: "Take money and smash him to death" He Xianyu: "He is a ghost" Lingxu: "I'll use you to smash him to death." Small theater "Bitch, you dare to like Brother Xu. You, a man, dare to like my Brother Xu. It's really disgusting." Shen Xue's face was full of disgust. He Xianyu spat out a mouthful of blood, licked his tongue around his gums in his mouth, and spat out the bloody foam. He opened his mouth to reveal his red and white teeth, "What's wrong with men? Men can't like men? Only a hairy girl like you who doesn't have all the hair is allowed to stick to you?" "Bah, He Xianyu, you really make me want to vomit." He Xianyu: "Hey" "You don't even know what kind of thing you are? You're not even worthy of licking the soles of Brother Xu's shoes. It seems like you don't know what the rules are if I don't teach you a lesson. Someone, give this bitch a good brainwash." He Xianyu was brainwashed until he was at the bottom of the lake. He Xianyu: "Actually, I don't really want to die. I'm not married to Ling Xu yet."