First of all, please believe in one thing - Xiaojiu's article is a supernatural article that is light-hearted, funny and cute. Even timid girls will not be afraid!
So, next, the above text:
"No matter how deep the pain is, seven years is enough to completely forget your love for someone..." As soon as the Weibo post was posted, even Lingchuan himself felt it was hypocritical - the funny programmer really didn't fit this sad tone. However, a programmer who lives in a dormitory all year round and never sees the light of day also has the right to show off his literary talents!
Standing on the street, Yu Lingchuan was receiving the full sterilization of the sun, completely unaware that the gears of fate had already begun.
In the dark and cold alley, far away from the hustle and bustle of the street, Luo Weiyu felt that her body was locked by the child's eyes.
The light shines brightly, and the evil-like eyes under the long eyelashes reflect a heart-stopping light, with double pupils and an aura of ominousness and death.
Just such a pair of eyes that are different from human beings are engraved in Luo Weiyu's eyes, as if they have spanned endless years and reincarnations of waiting, time passes, and the gaze stays...
I was frightened by the serious copywriting, here is the double cp route of convulsing and funny, main cp: Paranoid Qing Leng Gong (Wan Qingkong) x funny programmer Yuan Shou (Lingchuan), deputy cp: Sanwu Affectionate Nian Xia Gong x Wenrun Married Woman Shou
To explain, I will post this article directly at 8 o'clock every night. Unless something unexpected happens, it should not break. Once it breaks... Well... It shouldn't break! Once it is broken, the time may not be fixed, the number of words may not be fixed either... It means that nothing is fixed o(TヘTo) Xiaojiu insists on updating daily~~~
ps: Let's make a small advertisement~~~Xiaojiu's new article:
Copywriting: People say that if you are close to vermillion, you will be red, and if you are close to ink, you will be black. It's a pity that Shao Yi has been with Teng Yue, a "pig" three years younger than him, for more than ten years since he was a young boy. He hasn't found any signs of redness at all, but it has become darker and darker!
Unlearned and incompetent? It doesn't matter! Covetous for beauty? It doesn't matter! Anyway, Shao Yi thinks he has a clear conscience!
But...
A clear conscience? After growing up, Teng Yue sneered in his heart - Shao Yi, you dare to flirt with women after provoking me, let's see if I don't break your legs! There was a warm smile on his face, "Shao Yi, what are you talking about? I'm a man."
Shao Yi smiled shyly: "Hey, you know, your brother Xiaoyi likes beauties the most!"
A seductive black-faced yandere who doesn't mean what she says, a sexy and lustful girl who likes beauties!
The tone is lighthearted, because classmate Shao is a funny guy, and the plot is a bit sadistic, because the clever classmate Teng is obviously not as funny as Xiao Shou╮(￣▽￣")╭
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Xiaojiu's first beautiful article~~ I'm a pseudo-brother, if you're interested, come and take a look~~~
Copywriting: Su Chengfeng really wanted to be a good brother, but it was a pity that God did not follow his wishes. Although he was a prince, he never wanted to be an emperor. In his heart, his baby brother is smart and beautiful. He raises him on a dragon throne. He doesn't know how good-looking he is. When he was still young, he would say to his younger brother: "Xiu'er, I want to be a general and protect this beautiful country for you. "It's a pity that I didn't realize until later that there is a word in this world called "thinking too much"...
Su Chengjin has been beautiful since she was a child. She looks like a female doll and her name is also like a female doll. Because of this, I was often bullied by other children when I was a child. It was okay at first, with my brother protecting me - although my brother also gave himself the nickname "Xiu'er", he didn't let anyone else call him "Xiu'er". But, my brother was protecting me, so why did I ignore him? I used to be my brother's only treasure, but now I'm just like a weed on the roadside. Xiao Xiuer felt that she suddenly fell from the cloud into the soil. The more she tried to get closer to the cloud, the further she was thrown away. Therefore, as she kept getting closer to the cloud, her original innocent nature was gone forever on the perverted road.
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