Ever since the Chinese teacher asked me to translate that damn Jiang Chengzi, I knew that I hated this man named Su Dongpo!
But, but who can tell me where I am now! ? What? Northern Song Dynasty? Come on, I'm a 17-year-old high school senior!
What? What? My name is Wang Fu?
Please! Don't tell me, this Wang Fu is the one I discussed with the teacher this afternoon... Su Dongpo's wife! !
Oh my God, you can't fool me!
Traveling through time and space is not included, but you actually let me have a free love song in feudal society with Su Shi, who "framed" me?
Still? Who is this handsome guy with long hair and starry eyes in front of me?
What?
He actually is
Su--dong--po!
OH MY GOD! !