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Gu Yuanyuan stayed up late and read an ancient book called Ba Zong. This book violently tortures the heroine, both physically and mentally. It is the ultimate suture monster that combines elements such as substitute lover Bai Yueguang, wealthy contract marriage, pregnancy and miscarriage, and running with a ball.
Unfortunately, the next day she changed into the heroine of the original book, and Gu Yuanyuan was about to divorce the boss.
But she didn't expect that when she filed for divorce, a system was activated. As long as she said the boss's lines to the male protagonist, she could become the boss.
Gu Yuanyuan: Of course it's great to be a female tyrant!
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Lu Xunyi recently discovered that his wife was a little strange.
After returning home late at night, he opened a bottle of 1982 Lafite. He turned around and saw his wife, wearing silk pajamas, leaning on the stairwell with glaring eyes.
"Man, you managed to get my attention."
Lu Xunyi successfully choked on his wine.
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He was fishing with his client, and as soon as he caught one, his wife said quietly behind him,
"The fish you caught are so beautiful. I want the whole world to know that this fish pond belongs to you."
Lu Xunyi looked at the fish that can be seen everywhere in the wet market:...?
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At a company dinner, Lu Xunyi accidentally choked on the pepper and burst into tears. His wife wiped the corners of his eyes with a distressed expression and spoke in a gentle tone.
"Is it delicious? Don't eat it next time. Only I can make you cry in the future."
Lu Xunyi:......
Company colleagues: The president and his wife are so loving!
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Lu Xunyi gradually got used to such a wife, thinking that she just loved him so much that she couldn't extricate herself.
After returning from a business trip, Mr. Lu found that Gu Yuanyuan no longer spoke sweet words to him.
He was quite uncomfortable and took the initiative to test her: "Did you forget to say something to me today?"
"Oh, the company has been too busy recently, and I really forgot about it," Gu Yuanyuan nodded, "Mr. Lu, let's get a divorce."
Lu Xunyi:? ? ? ?
"About the fact that my wife became the boss when I came home from a business trip" "I proposed a divorce agreement after returning home from a business trip"
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