Being bullied? If your brother is here, he will help you bully him back.
No money? As long as your brother is here, all his bank cards belong to you.
What? Do you want to get married? No, no one can abduct you as long as your brother is here.
Don't be afraid of anything, as your brother is here and he will help you with everything.
Brother (exploded): So can you please stop being so domineering?
Brother (serious): No!