Serious copywriting:
It's just that I was too young at the time and couldn't tell the difference between a human and a dog!
Copywriting for the convulsive version:
Cen Jing asked Zen Master: The person I love always hurts me, what should I do?
The Zen master smiled without saying a word and gave her a chestnut and a knife.
Cen Jing picked it up, whittled it, and immediately made a cut on her hand. She suddenly realized: I understand, what the master means is that inappropriate love is destined to be hurt, and letting go is the way to escape?
The Zen master closed his eyes and said: You know what a hammer is! What I mean is for you to cut him with a knife!
PS: This is a very, very slow love story. How did you say this? I laughed and cried...
Yes, it is such a story, because if you laugh, you will find that TMD the author used three special words to emphasize the word "slow heat", which is true! !
At that time, you were squatting at the bottom of the pit, scolding a certain Q for his cheating physique with tears in your eyes, and then you fell in love with me silently... Mmm~~
↓↓↓Look here! Look here! A new pit between good gay friends and old Q, welcome to watch↓↓↓
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