Godric: Thrall, our baby is lost
Salazar: Gordy, let's go find the baby.
Rowena: You two bastards are not going to leave Hogwarts to me and Hull.
Helga: Nana, we need to let these two scourges know that we are not to be trifled with either.
Thousands of years ago
Slytherin: I heard that our Headmaster's wife lost the baby, and the Headmaster ran away from home to look for the baby.
Gryffindor: Our Head of House went to look for the runaway Professor Slytherin and the missing baby.
Ravenclaw: Our Head of House is furious
Hufflepuff: Our dean is also mad. Let's bet whether Professor Gryffindor and Professor Slytherin will be repaired when they return.
Thousands of years later
Slytherin: Fake history is terrible
Gryffindor: Merlin, the Lion and the Snake are actually a pair.
Ravenclaw: This is a question worth looking into
Hufflepuff: It's a matter worth gossiping about
Draco: Baby Harry, let's have a baby too
Harry: You bastard Malfoy, you have to give birth to yourself.
Lucius: Come on, Xiaolong, Sev, you can have a baby with me too.
Severus: ...
Narcissa: Lucius, I hope you can take care of Sif soon.
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Because there are too many pitfalls
Now I am filling in the pitfalls of Tieba
After filling in the Tieba pit, fill in this one again