Hypocritical version
When did it start? It seems that a long time ago, on that noisy summer day, you proudly snatched the ice cream from my hand. After eating it and wiping it clean, you turned around and shouted loudly to my mother who was cooking in the kitchen: Auntie, Jiang Weitiao stole my ice cream. Did it start from that time? I have no idea.
Crazy version
Lang came riding a bamboo horse and went around the bed to make green plums. Oh, NONONO.
Normal version:
If you like me, just tell me. Do you need to go around in such a long way? I wasted a lot of time that I could have spent sitting in the arms of a beautiful man, envying those lustful women to death.
It was you who chased me first. A certain man said quietly
How is that possible? It must be you who threatened me.
Really?
Yes
Again, a certain man moved his face towards her threateningly
Um. . . . . . . . Yes. . . . . . . No, no! ! !