Late confession
"Nani, are you asking what is the most important thing to me? Haha, of course it's food and sex! Food and beauty are two essential factors for a good life. After all, time can only be lived up to with love and food! Whoever wastes them will be punished by God! Well, that's definitely the case." Chi You pouted and said seriously.
The unscrupulous author looked up and down Chi You's beady figure with her sharp eyes, and continued to ask without hesitation: "I believe you have firmly adhered to the principle of eating to the end, so how many peach blossom experiences have you had so far?"
Chi You hid her face and cried bitterly, and stammered angrily: "You have the nerve to ask me, and put me in such a remote place, isolated from the world. The men are all my bare buttocked friends who I have played with since childhood. I am so familiar with them that I am embarrassed to attack them!" At the end, there was a small look of resentment. Well, all of this makes the author more firmly believe that Chi may have successfully been raised as a foodie + gangster in the feng shui treasure land of Taohuawu.
"Can you sum up your life in one sentence?" The author lost patience and finally asked.
Chi You raised his eyebrows and replied in a more disdainful tone: "It's just a story about an ignorant country girl wandering around the world and finally finding true love. It's so cliché!"
Fainted