Dear friends, everything is dangerous these days. You can travel through any place!
Attention everyone, the time travel master has been very busy recently. Friends who go out to play, hold an umbrella when it rains, or flush the toilet should especially pay attention!
Don't think that peeing is a service to nature, as it will be struck by lightning on a precipice!
Especially authors who have finished coding their word count should be more careful! If you wear it yourself, don't make your gay friends wear it too! !
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(In the novel)
Left side: Xiaoyou, you are the author and you have a golden finger, so please tell me what is wrong with the plot and what happened to the protagonist! ??
Xiang Right: (covering face) I don't know!
Left side: Unreliability is a disease! You're done!
Xiang Right: Hey, hey, instead of complaining here, I might as well think about what to do! Ah! They're catching up! ! (Horrified)
Protagonist: Tsk, Cheer, (sigh) I will really break your legs this time.
Supporting character: Xiao Fei, this is the 64th time you have tried to run away from me. You really don't have a long memory...
Left, right: Run! ! Run like hell! ! !
This is a history of blood and tears in which the author and his bitter gay friend were forced to have an affair with the supporting character and the protagonist?? (Wangtian)