Second-girl version: In order to adjust her mood, an oiran took her maid out to hang out, and brought back a husband by the way.
Literary version: "How about I play Xiao for you for the rest of my life until you understand Xiao?"
"I'll tie a hairpin for you for the rest of my life, until you're gone, how about that?"
Confessional version: He is the weirdest customer I have ever seen. It's a pity that he doesn't understand Xiao. —Lan Lin
He is the most beautiful courtesan I have ever seen, but it's a pity that he is a man. —Ouyang Sheng