Literary Edition: One day, Mimi, surnamed Tang, met her sophomore English teacher by chance. When she caught a glimpse of his beauty, she felt very happy and wanted to pounce on him.
Popular version: What should you do if you meet a gentle, handsome, and rich teacher? Try to get closer to him; what if you want to get closer? Find out about his life background, and then figure it out slowly; what if he loses his support? ... Then we might as well send him as a gift.
One sentence summary: The fake white rabbit student knocked down the thousand-year-old fox.