One
Woman: What happened to you recently? Why is something so wrong? ?
Man (comes closer): You don't know?
Woman (blushing): I, I, hey, be quiet, why are you so close? Have you given up on treatment?
Man (chuckles): So what if I give up treatment for you.
Woman: ... I, my wife, by the way, do you know, our teacher just said yesterday that passive euthanasia can also be called giving up treatment, that...
Man: ... Haha. (Inner monologue: Wait, wait until... If you change the subject like this again, see if I don't bite you to death!!!)
Two
Man: Holding you is like holding the whole world.
Woman: ... Hey, why are you talking╭(╯^╰)╮, how can I be so fat! ! !
Man: Don't you dare to be better at destroying the atmosphere! (The author's inner monologue: Hey, hey, hey, I promised to bite you to death, I promised you!! I've been following you for so long not just to see you asking her questions, Hundan!)
Defending your home and country, doesn't it sound silly, but at first, it was really for you that I chose to join the military camp...
Part of the background is not completely in line with reality - the author of the second grade is more than debauchery said that there are some things that he really doesn't know enough about and can only rely on himself ⊙⊙‖∣ to break it off with all his strength